I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
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i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
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Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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