I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
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So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
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She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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