we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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