I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
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she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
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Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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