they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Randomize
