Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
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It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
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Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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