Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
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"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
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I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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