So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
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I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
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The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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