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DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
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I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
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My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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