dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
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His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
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Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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