dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
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