talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
never play flip cup with pint glasses
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
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I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
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Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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