dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
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It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
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I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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