Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
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The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
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How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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