Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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