stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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