My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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