You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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