i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
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Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
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Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.