Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
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I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
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I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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