Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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