he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
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i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
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The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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