i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
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I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
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That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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