that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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