Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I deserve this hangover.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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