I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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