we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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