Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
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