I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
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