Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I wish I only lived at night.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
I'm passing your future prison.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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