Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
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She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
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I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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