hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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