You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
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she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
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Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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