So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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