She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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