I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
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I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
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You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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