I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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