I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
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I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
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it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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