Fuck appropriateness.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
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how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
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Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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