I wish i was in the wii world.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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