She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
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I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
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There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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