mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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