she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
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Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
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Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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