Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
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I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
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The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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