I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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