I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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