thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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