You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize
