on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
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just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
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Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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