She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
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Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
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why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
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