im drinking this country out of the recession.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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