If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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