Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
Is this like a preordered booty call?
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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