Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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