Taylor Swift is so right about you.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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